After taking numerous land trips, and observing the native peoples in their own towns, we do feel qualified to teach a driving course, specifically designed for those going to visit the Dominican Republic. Ready? Here it goes: Lesson 1: Note the road signs. It is very important that you understand what they mean as they are all written in Spanish. Lesson 2: Ok, now that you know that Para means stop and Salida means exit, and you know what all the road signs mean, ignore them. If there is a one way street between you and your destination that claims to be going the wrong way, don't let that stop you. After all, you are headed only one way. Eight lane divided highway that doesn't have an exit for where you want to go? Don't let that stop you, go on the 'wrong' side of the divided highway, against four lanes of traffic traveling 50 mph to take the entrance ramp to the street you want to get to. Driving in the D.R. is not for the faint of heart. For those not wanting to experience this absolute delight (note tongue firmly planted in cheek while writing this), should consider alternate forms of transportation. The easiest is to work with a local guide who will rent you a car and driver. You can get anything from a bus on down to a compact car. For those wishing to tour cheaper, there is the Greyhound bus system. These appear to be pretty good buses. For those brave souls, there are the Gagwas. These are the smaller form of public transportation. Think chickens running loose. Finally, for those brave souls who like motor cycles, there are the Motor Conchos. These are motorcycles that the bulk of the Dominicans use for transportation. We have seen everything transported on them from a family of 5 to a washing machine. We do need to point out here that we never had the nerve to ride one. So, if you take a Motor Concho, be prepared it can get cozy real quick!